May 2011
228 posts
May 1st
385 notes
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation do you get my explaination or do you need a demonstration?
May 1st
The vagina is the best engine in the world.  It can be started with one finger,  It’s self-lubricating,  It accepts any size piston,  It even changes its own oil every four weeks.  It’s a shame that the management system is so fucking temperamental…
May 1st
April 2011
73 posts
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Apr 25th
i dont understand when people who are popular on...
wolfguts: YES
Apr 25th
Keep Calm
And Om-nom
Apr 24th
Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
Satisfaction.
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
13,600 notes
When your song comes on at a party
LOL<3
Apr 22nd
2,662 notes
Unconsiderate little bitch!
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The porn isn't bad though.
Apr 18th
I'd go on Tumblr more often.
But all the shits the same. Food Supreme Random photos with captions that have nothing to do with it Clubbing People bitching. Thank god for the meme’s.  :|
Apr 18th
Apr 13th
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No Khalad,
We aren’t watching porn on my phone.
Apr 8th
Not so shitty day!
Apr 8th
Today is going to be a shit day.
Apr 8th
GOD DAMMIT.
I LOST EVERYTHING. ALL MY NUMBERS. ALL MY TEXTS. ALL MY PHOTOS. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MEMORY AND JOY I ONCE HAD IS FUCKING GONE.
Apr 8th
I want to text you so badly..
Apr 8th
SO I JUST LOSTED ALL OF THE DATA ON MY PHONE BECAUSE ITUNES FAILED TO BACK IT UP.
Apr 8th
Just lost all of my text history.
Apr 8th
Going to take “about an hour”.
Apr 8th
Love fuckin' with ya!
-iTunes ~<3
Apr 8th
I may need everyones Celly numbers again.
I really hope I don’t.
Apr 8th
I'm supposed to be in bed right now.
But iTunes is fucking with me. I’m going to start killing off Apple programmers until they start fixing their shitty software.
Apr 8th
:)
:D
Apr 7th
I guess no text back.
Alright… I get it.
Apr 5th
Goodnight then..
Apr 5th
In the mood I've been in
I’d LOVE to help out.
Apr 5th
I want to talk to you again..
But when he talks to you like that.. I get so fucking discouraged and jealous. I hate that I can’t do anything about it. Even if he is joking I’d love to help you out with your problem..
Apr 5th