Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation do you get my explaination or do you need a demonstration?
The vagina is the best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger, It’s self-lubricating, It accepts any size piston, It even changes its own oil every four weeks. It’s a shame that the management system is so fucking temperamental…
i dont understand when people who are popular on...
When your song comes on at a party
Unconsiderate little bitch!
The porn isn't bad though.
I'd go on Tumblr more often.
But all the shits the same. Food Supreme Random photos with captions that have nothing to do with it Clubbing People bitching. Thank god for the meme’s. :|
We aren’t watching porn on my phone.
Not so shitty day!
Today is going to be a shit day.
I LOST EVERYTHING. ALL MY NUMBERS. ALL MY TEXTS. ALL MY PHOTOS. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MEMORY AND JOY I ONCE HAD IS FUCKING GONE.
I want to text you so badly..
SO I JUST LOSTED ALL OF THE DATA ON MY PHONE BECAUSE ITUNES FAILED TO BACK IT UP.
Just lost all of my text history.
Going to take “about an hour”.
Love fuckin' with ya!
I may need everyones Celly numbers again.
I really hope I don’t.
I'm supposed to be in bed right now.
But iTunes is fucking with me. I’m going to start killing off Apple programmers until they start fixing their shitty software.
I guess no text back.
Alright… I get it.
In the mood I've been in
I’d LOVE to help out.
I want to talk to you again..
But when he talks to you like that.. I get so fucking discouraged and jealous. I hate that I can’t do anything about it. Even if he is joking I’d love to help you out with your problem..