January 2011
52 posts
"I only date proper guys"
Bitch, shut your dumb ass up. What the fuck would you know about being proper? Get the fuck over yourself.
I do all this for you.
And…?
My mom found my condoms and smiled.
White parents :D
“That bitch is angrier then a girl with a Tumblr error.”
MIND BLOWN
When girls I know, knowingly talk to the one douche that’s screwed them all over and flock around that shit like Tumblr girls when they see Supreme.
MIND BLOWN.
And why do people update their Facebook status like it’s Twitter? Get Twitter and spam that shit over there!
Why the fuck do people post shit about abortions and dead people on fucking TUMBLR. Lighten the fuck up.
WATCHING TOY STORY. AGAIN.
Dear Tumblr Kids, →
alexisemilychin:
bleumimii:
pangilinan:
Introduction.
I’m sorry to say this but, I’m fucking tired of most you. I hate how a majority of you follow the hype like there’s no tomorrow. All you you are wearing G-shocks. All of you are weraing varsity jackets, crewnecks, fucking nike sb, you’re stupid fucking nikon cameras that you take pictures with because you’re so fucking cool. NO ONE...
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How did Cigarette become Bogey?
How did Man become MANGG?
How did Slut become Slu?
How the fuck, did Thing become Ting?
I hate dumb bitches :D
My mind was blown when I realized Hockey spelt backwards is Canada.
Going to a Concert:
Getting ready:
Driving to the show:
Make it to the venue:
Start a conversation with other fans:
Realize they’re just as awesome as you are:
See some kid with the same shirt as you:
Overhear the band sluts:
Finally get inside the venue:
The band starts to play:
They play your favorite song:
They play a sad song:
They make some sex jokes:
They play the last song...
Bum.
Dart.
Bum Dart.
Facebook Families
It doesn’t matter if your a mother, father, sister or brother on facebook. You probably ARE NOT in real life. So when you see someone in the hall don’t call them your father, sister or brother that’s really stupid. YOU are really stupid. Even if you are joking. It’s a fucking facebook label that means shit, so stop being an annoying fuck and saying, “Oh hey...
Tumblr.
Porn site.
“Hahahahaha, You Failed!"
“Yeah, so did your dads condom.”
Holy bitch do I hate essays.
They ain’t the shit.
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